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Home Improvement Sunday

The excuse your "friend" uses to avoid coming over to your house for a meal on Easter Sunday.

Bruh...it's home improvement Sunday... It's a thing...I promise I didn't just make it up.

by Suburban Pictionary March 28, 2016


new and improved joker product

A female celebrity with a huge grotesque grin. Coined by radio DJ's Don and Mike to describe Cameron Diaz.
A reference to the poisoned products that The Joker unleashed on Gotham City in the movie "Batman" which killed their victims and left them with horrific grins on their faces.

I hear Justin Timberlake is dating New And Improved Joker Product

by Steve Aardvark December 19, 2006

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Vup and go new and improved

That just means they have bought another factory in China to produce 100,000 cartons a day. Made up of 80% saw dust.

"Dusty goodness."

by Mr. Chang, exposing the truth on vup n go. September 10, 2003

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improve your vocabulary

a phrase meaning: learn how to correctly talk to your elders

younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy. Where the hell did you get anyways?

Amos: Sean, I am giving you three choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one either beat the crap out of you for talking to me like that, two you eat your own cheese, or three, last but not least, you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, give me an answer.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

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improve your vocabulary

a phrase meaning: learn how to correctly talk to your elders

younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy.

Amos: Sean, I am giving you three choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one I either beat the crap out of you for talking to me like that and you eat your own cheese, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that?

by Sexydimma December 4, 2012


improve your experience

Every tech company ever’s favourite excuse to fuck things up when they work perfectly, for the sole purpose of keeping somebody busy.

Update 1.1.69 enables ad tracking and reduces performance to improve your experience.

by ventisette December 21, 2017


(Improved) Hangman's Gambit

The single worst minigame in the entire Dangan Ronpa series.

Guy 1: Why do you hate (Improved) Hangman's Gambit?
Guy 2: Once I had two letters spawn on top of each other and got a Game Over.

by Jelly Tea May 6, 2023