Stating

Dating across the borders of your state.

Jim: "What's up with Johnny? I haven't seen him in a week."
Billy: "He just started stating this girl from Nebraska."

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State

(adj.) Consistent with fact or reality; not false;

The story he told was state.

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Statee

reference to State Highway Patrol police... most notoriously the infamous Ohio State Higway patrol

also called nazis by many because of their uptight anal like appearance and demeanor (shaved head, nazi-like uniform, the way they talk, etc..)

true story-

Mike: Oh shit man a statee!
Me: SHIT! (throws vodka bottle under seat)

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The State

One of many Saturday Night Live copycat skit comedy shows that were popping up as frquently in the mid 90's as those terrible "reality" shows are today in 2005.

Other such notable shows were Kids in the Hall, Strangers with Candy, and Living Color.

I want to dip my balls in it!

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in state

A phrase used by out-of-state students at prestigious public universities in reference to the masses of inferior students that are given the same educational opportunity at half the price simply because their mentally defective parents decided to live in a state with a good university system and make mentally defective babies.

Uses:
1. describing a person
2. a mutually understood exclamation among fellow out-of-staters
3. a condescending and effective insult.

Roger: I like this girl in my Geology class.
George: (looks on facebook) Dude, she's in state.
Roger: Fuck.

Gary: Hey shitface, should I go pre-med or pre-law?
Kevin: My dad is a doctor. My mom is a lawyer. My mom is also a bitch. Go pre-med.
(Pan-faced girl walks into room)
Girl: Guys, what's a dental dam?
Gary: (shakes head, looks at Kevin)
Kevin: Fuckin' in state...

Marissa: I can't figure out how to turn on my iPod!
Charles: In state.
Marissa: What?

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STATE

A government started by Joe STATE and VP Seeen STATE.

The greatest government that has ever existed

so dude, STATE's birthday bash last year was fuckin badass.

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The Absolute State

An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.

Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"

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