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To enjoy the pleasure of sitting on one’s face and grabbing both ears to maneuver their head where you get the most satisfaction.
Billy said to Ashley, I want to take you to the bedroom so you can pedal my ears!
(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
Something to say when you hear terrible music or earrape.
Guy 1: why is this screamer so goddamn loud! my ears are bleeding!
when someone doenst shut the fuck up
Buzzing in my ear: Hey Rick can you stop buzzing in my fucking ear
The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money
Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”
The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money
Jeff said, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”
The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money
Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”