read the room

1. To understand the state of a conversation so that your tone and subject matter match said conversation.
2. An exclamation used towards anyone who doesn’t read the room before initiating conversation

1. Tom read the room prior to speaking, knowing that Sarah’s kitten had died yesterday.
2. Tom what the fuck, why would you talk about the ballgame when my cat died yesterday? Read the room for goodness sake!

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pipis room

(pee-piss room) The bathroom in Griffin McElroy's 2016 vine. Absolutely legendary.

"Where's all the pipis? Ah, yes. Pipis Room."

Room 94

The coolest band ever making the best music that will make you have multiple eargasms, with their hits 'tonight' 'the end' 'breaking point' 'rockstar' 'the girl next door' and 'rewind'

from england making pop rock music

with the cutie Kieran Lemon (@KieranLemon) the pimp Sean Lemon (@BADMAN_SEAN) thee absolutely gorgeous Dean Lemon (@DeanLemon) and the amazing Kit Tanton (@KITYEH)

person1- have you heard of room 94?

person2- no man are they good?

person1- absolutely darn right spiffing ;D

a room with a moose

What lies at the end of a wormhole

Zim: You see,at the end of this wormhole lies...A ROOM...WITH A MOOSE!

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Room Dog

The male or female that shares that little 5X5 room you get to call home for what ever time the judicial system sees fit to keep your ass locked up.

"ROOM DOG! I think we about to get shook down!"

panic room

a secret room in most up-scale homes that protects inhabitants from intruders. a panic room can sometimes be a reinforced closet/bathroom or depending on the financing it could be a mini fortress. if the skys the limit a mini fortress would be best. panic rooms are often built while the house is still being built. panic rooms are lined with boolet proof materials such as kevlar and are often bomb proof. to insure that an intruder doesnt get into the room. they are often located close to the master bedroom. panic rooms often have a "key less" entry such as a retinal scanner, key pad or a finger print scanner. panic rooms are also stocked with first aid supplies and food and water and even toilets depending on the sevarity. panic rooms are the ultimate form of home security

*2 AM. alarm goes off*
woman- gets up to check it out, she sees 4 burglars on the first floor. *turns and runs toward bedroom*
*types in code and retreats to panic room*
( intruders have no idea the owner of the house is hidden in a secret room)
*police arrive and arrest intruders*

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practice room

A place designed for band kids to practice their instruments, practice rooms are hardly ever used for their intended purpose. More often, they are used to make out, have sex, go to sleep, or even just to hang out without the band director yelling at you. ALWAYS knock on the door before entering a practice room, especially if the lights are off.

Jonathan: Hey, where'd Anna go?

Savannah: She's in the bathroom throwing up.

Jonathan: Why?

Savannah: She went into a practice room without knocking.

Jonathan: Gross.

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