shop

To "borrow" permanently from a sibling. Derived from the appearance of a sibling strolling through your closet or CD/DVD collection, looking at all the merchandise, placing selected items into their virtual shopping cart, saying "hey, can I borrow this shirt, your Abbey Road CD, and The Matrix?", and never returning any of the items, causing you to eventually steal back all your stuff next Thanksgiving.

"Hey hon, let's watch The Matrix tonight."

"We can't."

"Why?"

"Because my brother shopped for it about six months ago."

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shopping

v. the act of going out and buying a bag of weed

"Dude do you want to hangout after im done shopping?"

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Shopping

The act of having sex.

Boy1: Can we do some shopping tonight?
Girl1: Yeah sure, you won't be able to shop for a week.

Boy1: Man, I did so much shopping last week.
Boy2: I haven't shopped for a week.

Girl1: I shop around a lot.
Girl2: You go girl!

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Shopping

Code term for smoking marijuana. Used around teachers, parents, and authority officials.

"Hey man, lets go shopping over the weekend. They just got some great stuff in at the 'store'"

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shop

a really easy class in which the teacher doesn't notice anything so you can do your homework and cheat on tests with out being bothered

pat! close up shop the headmaster is coming!

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shopping

The act of totally powning noobs on a video game.

Jimmy was shopping Johnny in Halo 2

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shop

vb. To hamper, deliberately or otherwise, the success of another, or oneself, in the act of trying to engineer an intimate encounter with a member of the opposite sex. Often used in phrasal form in conjuction with the word "meeting", i.e. "To shop one's meeting."

Looks like big Colin shopped you again.
Are you serious about always shopping me?
Sorry, mate, didn't mean to shop your meeting.
I just shopped myself.

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