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Frat boy to waitress:
I'd like 3 redbull vodkas.
Waitress to bartender:
3 instant assholes please.
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People that become friends so fast, they are compared to instant coffee.
bob: dudee r u friends with that new girl?
rob: dude were instant coffee friends!
bob: pretty sick man!!
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When you drop a deuce, leave the bathroom and immediately turn right back in to drop another
I should cut down on fiber, i just had an instant replay
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Derogatory term used by old bikers to describe:
1) Riders (mainly Baby Boomers) who have never ridden a motorcycle before
2) Wealthy doctors or lawyers etc..
3) Or have only ridden Japanese motorcycles before
- But now have bought a new Harley and consider themselves to be a "real biker".
This term is also used to describe people who ride "Harley Clones" (japanese motorcycles) like the Yamaha Road Star, Kawasaki Vulcan, Suzuki Intruder or the Honda Valkyrie.
John thinks he's a badass now with that new Softail - he's just an Instant Biker!
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When two people go out for a date and if they don’t like what they see, they bounce.
Man 1: “man I went out for an instant date”
Man 2: “oh yeah? How was it?”
Man 1: “Thought she would look like Halle Barry but instead looked like my big toe so I dipped”
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A women that is an ugly duckling who turns into a swan becomes a sex fiend over night.
"Tara never got guys her entire life, she became pretty and turned into an instant whore."
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A way of communication without having to text/call or hang out with that person. If it weren't for Instant Messenger I wouldn't have as many friends as I DO(: Its pretty freaking awesome. Even though you might not even talk to half of your contacts... you still got more people online. Great for having HILARIOUS group discussions with all your cool friends. If I walk away from my computer for a second I first check to see who got online while I was gone... Very addictive. But totally awesome(: ***warning: may lead to loss of social skills***
Instant Messenger converstation:
Julia: You missed it. Me, Mclovin, Marco, Mikey, Emily, and ew David had a big group convo(:
Rachel: haha. Sounds funny! Wish I would have been there minus the david part. lol!
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