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Don't be left looking stupid 👇👇👇
When someone your in any type of relationship with makes you think you two are together when really they have their own intentions of messing around with someone else But don't tell you.
Closely associated with cheating on someone without their knowledge anytime soon.
Signs involve :
1.Not wanting to talk to you as much when you know he/she don't got nothing better to do. Especially if he/she was clingy at first.
2. When you ask what you doing and he/she says nun of your business.
3. They don't let you see their phone.
4. Saying their phone is always bout to die or their moms calling.
Ways to resolve it: If you do manage to see their phone because they let you they probably deleted the messages or dms. But if you check calls and ft there will probably be something there.
Your checks have to be anonymous because if they feel your catching on they will be more careful about their choices. If you do find out don't waste no fucking time check that ass and if they aren't at your knees begging for you to take them back then they don't care about you. And begging right when they get caught doesn't count because that means they sorry they got caught. Wait a few hour, days maybe.
If your like me they only get one chance for fuck up, any time after that you gotta kick them to the kirb.
For example: I hope my girl friend don't got me looking stupid because last I checked we were together.
Example 2 no sentence- when your with a girl and everyknows your with her but when your not around she's kissing and hugging on other people thus got you looking stupid.
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defenition:
"You got me hooked" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is marriage material.
Synonym: im all yours, i want your dick, im in love, be with me forever.
Omg netflix and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick... you got me hooked
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What I say after I get a good rim job.
"Damn, Bob you've got me clean there"
The act of bass hitting one so hard that is actually causes an erected pen1s. In broader terms, any situation when the p3n1s is solid aka non flaccid.
1.
Sam - "Trusst, this tune is 'ard!"
Sean - "Ooah, bass has got me!"
2.
Sam - "One for you cuz"
Sean - "No no, bass will get me"
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When utilizing StumbleUpon (With porn topics enabled), one may hit the "Stumble" button, be distracted by a friend/barking dog/TV, and glance back at screen only to greeted by extreme acts of porn unexpectedly. Thus, provoking a noise such as, "Whoa!"
(As Justin Stumbles) Toby:"HOLY SHEEP SHIT, JUSTIN!! THE LIVING ROOM'S ON FIRE!!!"
Justin: "Toby, what the hell are you yelling about?! All's well, you're just tripping man. I'm gonna get back to Stumbling...... WHOA, THERE 4 DUDES AND A GRANNY ON MY SCREEN!! STUMBLEUPON DONE GOT ME!!"
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An interjectional phrase denoting frustration due to a misunderstanding, assumption, claim or threat.
1. "Oh, you got me fucked up. I have never dated that man in my life."
2. "If you think I'm gonna let you leave my store without paying me, you got me fucked up."
3. "Yeah, you got me fucked up, bro. That's not a fair trade."
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Being upset or annoyed at someone
You got me tight yo, fuck outah my face