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He's a fine ass boy who is hard to get. He has a big ass. He is very down to earth and most of the times he would use you to get to your friend or he might be trying to set you up with his friends . He plays sports but most people think he is nerdy. He got shoe game and can dress.
Me:
Damn he must be an Ivan
Friend:
Don't get to attached he hard to get
Me:
Im taking my risk
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A person from Russia (assumed) who gets some of the best tips from his comrades on the Internet. It's a meme, and Know Your Meme has made an entire article about it, so look there if you need more help.
You see Ivan, when hold peestol like me, you will never shoot the inaccurate, because fear of shooting fingers!
Yuo see Ivan, when carrying turret like me, the enemy will of not shooting you, because not knowing if use anti tank or anti infantery weapon.
You see Ivan, when shoot your own magazine, you make more boolets go out, and faster.
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A boy. He probably loves drawing and playing Nintendo games. He loves looking back on old and nostalgic memories. The name means "Gift from God" so he's most likely religious. While on the contrary he might have a dark and dirty sense of humor. He might seem like an awkward weirdo but anyone would be extremely lucky to have come across an Ivan.
Also he can be quite a savage sometimes.
Britanny: Hey Ivan?
Ivan: What?
Britanny: Can you help me with something?
Ivan: Not now I'm looking for something.
Britanny: What are you looking for?
Ivan: The fuck I give.
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Ivan is a guy who has a gigantic cock. On average it’s about 14 inches. He’s great in bed, he has amazing stamina and can last hours in bed. He’s charming handsome and completely sexy. He is daddy asf, any girl is luck to have him.
Girl:omg I slept with Ivan last week, I still can feel my legs
Girl 2: me too
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Soulmate: air to your lungs. Day to your night. Blood in your veins. Beat of your heart. Only person i feel safe to sleep around. I love you with every breath i take.only one. Thing 1 . the only one. Trueloveneverends.
Soulmate. Ivan
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Amazing dude with hazel eyes. Big smile. Very social and cute. Can make you laugh anytime. Can be smart and goofy at the same time but will melt your heart! He is popular, plays basketball and does skateboarding for fun. Is very quick at finishing things. Everything I want in a guy!
Girl: you see Ivan he is so cute!
Girl 2: Ivan??
Girl: yeah I’ll never have a chance with him he talks to so many girls and I’m never good enough...
girl2: you are good enough you belong with Ivan!!
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