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jacked up to jesus

when your hair is so high Jesus can touch it

source: toddlers and tiaras

your hair is jacked up to jesus

by jymmrtn October 31, 2014

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jacked up truck

country folks use the term jacked up truck meaning it's a lifted truck that has some dang nice tires to go along with it for muddin

city slicker: hey why is thart truck lifted up so high?
redneck: thats a jacked up truck whatchu think??!!!

by rererererererereredneck March 7, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jacked up jane

Jacked up Jane is the nickname given to jane schaffer, the inventor of the Jane Schaffer writing program.

Cami: I have this essay I have to write by tomorrow!
Luke: It's not the jacked up jane method, right?
Cami: No! Thank god!

by Luke Stotler April 27, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gettin Jacked Up

Going to the bar and get extremely drunk because your wife took the TV away. One who is drunk and unable to drive so he/she tends to get run over or kidnapped or some crazy ass thing.

Use your word in a sentence
Paul,"Man Jimmy was so gettin jacked up last night"
Dave,"Yeah man piss ran down his legs"

by Tay~Tay May 1, 2015


jacked up jamison

(noun) term used to describe a person that lies to good looking girls about other people to make himself look good

Mike is pulling a jacked up jamison. I didn't say anything like that about her.

by Mr. Hart June 13, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacked up grill

A versatile phrase that can be used in any situation - as an adjective, excuse, a loud call to break an awkward silence...Anything really. Namely what will happen to you as a result of various negative situations.

Sorry, I can't stop to talk, yo - I got a Jacked up grill.
That honky didn't invite me to play dominoes, he must have some jacked up grill!
I'm gonna get one jacked up grill if I can't get a ticket to the Pistons-Suns game.
That sucka must have one jacked up grill to be hitting up that hoe.
I GOT A JACKED UP A GRILL!!! (used to break awkward silence)
My grill's been getting jacked up lately cause you aint been home.

by Whiteside April 9, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jack up your heater

Finger or jacking off to make you warmer!


You should go jack up your heater to stay warm!

by Tracie and Raquel December 18, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž