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Pooping in a small vanity garbage can.
This fancy restaurant bathrooms are all filled up, guess I’ll just have to drop a Jamaican Jim
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a person who is in love with life and not afraid to show it...they also can dance to any type of music.
bob marley (rip) and sean paul
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A deity of unspeakable power. Kicks ass to the sweet sounds of Bob Marley.
Mr.Smith was driving in his car when he was waylaid by a jamaican ninja.
There's a little jamaican ninja in all of us.
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Jamaican Patwa {or Patois) is a so-called creole language. A "creole" is a language that has been influenced by others. In the case of Jamaican patois, the influences have come from French, Spanish, Arawak, Twi and many others.
Up until today, speaking creole has been widely regarded as "inferior", which is why Jamaican Patois has no convention for spelling and grammar. Thus you can spell it anyway you want it. For instance "brother" can be spelled "bradda", "breda" or "bretha", which only adds to the confusion. Modern dub poets like Linton Kwesi Johnson have taken it as far as spelling nearly every single word alternatively, even when the pronunciation is the same. E.g.: "one another" he spells "wananada".
There are many other varieties of patois, like Haitian patois, Santa Lucia patois, Louisiana patois etc.
Example of Shakira's Un Poco de Amor
lyrics Jamaican Patois verses:
Roots and creation com'again! / So mi guardian, mi guardian mi liff up di plana / Now everybody ago do dis one / Like in down di Caribbean / San Andrés, Providence Island / Liffit up, Mekit nuff affliction / Say goodbye to di worse segregation / Dis a di cage of di new generation / Liffit up to di high revelation
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A Jamaican woodbine in the car park beforehand gets me through!
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Facing away from the shower, cup the palm of your hand in your buttcrack and allow water to fill the immediate area around the anus and release your available flatulations.
After a large burrito I made a Jamaican Jacuzzi in the shower.
the proceeding of lining up beer bottles as you would to play bowling and grease the stairs and call your girlfriend down and bet on how fast she clears the bottle and hits the wall
johnny- alright jim bob its set
jim bob- alright 20bucks on 5 seconds
johnny- your on
*hey honey come here*
jim bob- fuck i lost
johnny- pay up fuckface
jim bob- this is why i hate the jamaican raffle