January 26th

The best people are born on this day and are to be loved forever don't let them go no matter what. They are also adorable.

Karen- why are you so adorable
Voice 2-I was born on January 26th duh!

January 3

People who are born on the january 3rd are very beautiful people. They are funny, savage, pretty, helpful and kind! You will definitely not regret being friends with them! They have a soft side and a baddie side.

Soft side: Very kind and helpful. Funny af, drop dead gorgeous and cheerful

baddie side: Savage, can be pretty mean and sexy

wow she is soooo hot!! I bet she is born on the january 3

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January 3

National dump snow all over a a boy named Jakes head day.

Faith: hey Jake

Jake: heyyyy
Faith: *pours snow all over Jakes head* haha
Jake: what was that for!?
Faith: it’s January 3rd.

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January 11

National slap a bitch day. The one day of the year you can slap your boss without getting fired.

You*slap*

your boss:"your fired”
You:”it’s January 11th”

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January 3

The day the coolest person was born. If you were born on this day u are probably the coolest person and everyone deserves to follow your bidding! So go out their and be fucking cool!!

January 3: THE FUCKING COOLEST PERSON EVER

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January 19

If your born on January 19 your a badass your a Queen/King so pop offff 😍✨

Girl 1: why is she so popular
Girl 2:because of her birthday
Girl 1:what do you mean?
Girl 2:her birthday is January 19 that means she is a badass
Girl 1: oh

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January 23

The day where legends are born and they are funny, cute, amazing, and kinda dumb but it’s ok because your a legend.

January 23 is where the greatest people of all time are born.

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