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Jaron

This man has the biggest, fattest, slimiest, hugest, veiniest, most massive jaron-son any beautiful black man could ever have. All the bitches wanna be his hoe but he's a one-gal guy. He's so confident that he only wears a ski mask in public, the police are too dazzled by his shiny cock glimmering in the sun to arrest him. When he wears sweatpants, he has to run from the crowd slobbering at the sight of his perfect bulge. You know when he's around because you can hear the slapping of the meat anytime he's around the corner, not even hard or flaccid.

Girl 1: Is that an earthquake? Girl 2: No, Jaron's just out for a run.

Guy 1: It's the middle of the night, why is it so bright outside? Guy 2: The streetlights must be reflecting off of the Jaron -son.

I wish I could be like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of Jaron.

by Jaron lover February 22, 2024


Jaron

jaron is a person who is quite and weird sometimes hes always in a hoodie and shorts he has his lunch box sometimes and he loves gage.

jaron is sped sometimes hes such a little bug

by taylorleeeee October 26, 2022


Jaron

A bisexual, colorblind, man from Ohio. Can't tell red from green. Allergic to eggs. Did I mention colorblind?

Me: "Hey Jaron check out this cool shirt"
Jaron: "Yo! Is that brown?"
Me: "No, Jaron, it's green"

by Urmom’sbitch March 9, 2022


Jaron

From the Hebrew language.

"He shall sing"

A derivative from the name Aaron.. which means the same thing.

A unique name hardly heard of and not commonly used. A version of the more popular name Jared. But Jaron is the better name I believe.

A shy but super intelligent young man who has the memory of a genius. Family oriented. Home body. Sweet son and friend. Doesn't take shit from anyone. Tough and strong and a wonderful person to know.

Jaron is my son's name.

by poppydreamer January 22, 2022


Shanese and jaron

Two people who or madly inlove with each other and can't go a day without speaking these two individuals have the most craziest relationship ever

Shanese and jaron are very funny

by Cupid.......... March 16, 2017


jaron edwards

A tall black man with a huge penis that sweats on fortnite

jaron edwards is crazy

by mrgunaman November 15, 2022