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The bigger cheap type jelly beans that black families give to their kids. They usually have the nasty black lickerish jelly beans mixed in with them.
Are these the nigga jelly beans or are these better jolly rancher type?
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Someone who doesn't like black jelly beans.
It has nothing to do with hating black people. In fact, black people can be jelly bean racist too.
- Anyone want some jelly beans?
- Yes sir! But don't give me no black ones. I'm jelly bean racist!
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A blue jelly bean is like blue balls but for a woman
Yo Ky I’m so horny rn I swear I got a blue jelly bean
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Erect nipples clearly visible through clothing.
Either it's really cold in here, or she's smuggling jelly beans.
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Listen, now you might be thinking what the actual fuck. There’s actually a fucking definition for this? Well yes, of course there is a motherfucker.
Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.
Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.
Person 1: hey man! I dirty jelly beaned your mom last night, don’t get mad!
Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.
Another example:
Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”
Another one:
Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”
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A cute little fun way to say you are 'keen' about something in a rhyming way.
It can be used in a sarcastic or a genuine tone, how you use it is up to the interpreter.
Josh: "Are you excited for Caitlyn's party"
Y/n: "I'm 'peachy keen jelly bean'!"
Either bringing bad luck upon yourself or others by mentioning how well things are going.
Brought to public attention during the 1980s in Australia by motor racing legend Dick Johnson who asked commentators not to place the curse on him by mentioning how well he was going in a race.
Commentator: Dick, everything is going well for you in the race today.
Dick: Don't you place the curse of the black jelly bean upon me!