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The love of my life. He's tall, funny, handsome, and most importantly he makes me feel wonderful. I love him!!
Now that I've got my Jellybean, I don't need anything else.
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The act of ejaculating a male by someone else stroking his penis with their hand(s)
My mom gave me jellybeans after dinner.
(wow, that's ew)
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Mid YouTuber, only post cringe shit. If you subscribe to jellymid your father will automatically disappear.
Jellybean the annoying fuck
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(Verb) To pass someone interested in you along to a friend, like one might pass a friend a football -- or a jellybean. Unlike jellybeans, however, people have feelings all their own, so a successful jellybeaning is rare and requires great skill and concentration.
Note: Some people are more desirable than others, just like some jellybeans are more desirable than others, so a successful jellybeaning can be a truly charitable act(if passing along a popcorn jellybean of this world) or a less-than-charitable act (if passing along a nasty, black jellybean of this world).
Dawg, this girl is a dime, but I have a baby mamma all my own. Let's jellybean her to my bro.
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Dawg, this girl has a face that makes me long for Stevie Wonder's eyesight, but my friend is drunk and desperate and has no game. I'll jellybean her to him -- it will be a win-win situation.
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Basically another word for "small balls", (testis, etc)
If a chick calls you jellybeans around her friends, you need to grow some.
Jill: "Hows Joe?"
Mary: "Joe? OOOH, you mean Jellybeans?? Pssh that cracka still aint got nothin for me to work with, i think ima find me a black man to work me up reeaal nice!"
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A bad youtuber who thinks people like her although half her stupid fanbase are 7 year old's who think saying "Its not a mistake its a masterpiece" is cool, jellybean is the type of person to get bullied every day and ignored by every attractive person, usually turns lesbian towards another fat ass ugly girl.
Person 1: "dude have you seen jellybean?"
Person 2: "yeah I just finished bullying the shit out of her"
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Someone who looks like a hooman, but is actually a bean-shaped sweet with a gelatinous centre and a firm sugar coating who has camouflaged themself to blend with humanity. It's a miracle that the men (and women) in black haven't caught her yet. They also have impeccable taste in music and shows and are a person of culture. If you find one, shoot on sight or you'll risk getting a super cool friend (who might even take you to jellybean planet one day).
Person #1: *Listens to cool music that is not basic and watches/suggests the best shows to people*
Person #2: Holy crap, you're a Jellybean!!
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