Jer Bear

America's First American Bad Ass. Remembered for spray painting penis's on garages in 8th grade. Is now currently being signed to atlantic records with a 2 million dollar signing bonus. Is still wanted in colorado for killing a man AND fighting a bear itself.

jer bear doesn't need to go to college cause he's getting a 2 mil signing bonus

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Jer-Bear

Is a person who is large, loved by a few, but loathed by many. A Jer-Bear likes to eat anything that has salt, fat, and protein. Recreational behaviors usually involve games that are digitally based. A Jer-Bear will often go to conventions dressed as a character from those games.

My friend is such a Jer-Bear.

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Jer

Jer is a term of endearment for any acquaintance or passer-by. Created by 81 year old Delores Shoff who mistakenly referred to a phone message by Joe as "Jer."

Jer: Hey, Jer, how's it going?
Jer: Lima Bean!

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Jerred<3

Jerred is someone you DO NOT want to lose. He is the most caring guy you will ever meet. He listens to whatever you have to say, be it funny, serious or just completely random. He is smart, cute, funny, strong, athletic, caring, and over all such a loveable person with not a single flaw. Perfect in the eyes of many. He is so strong, mentally and physically. He goes though really rough things that other people could never handle, but he does and he doesn't let a single thing affect him.

Jerred is super cute you could just look at him all day and never get bored. Even with the slightest smile or smirk he will melt your heart until you're nothing but a puddle on the ground. And when he barely glances at you, you get an instant sensation of butterflies.

Even if you aren't dating Jerred, he consumes all of your thoughts until all you can think about is him. No one in the world can compare to him, he is so special. One of a kind.

Just perfect<3.

No one can compare to him, he is Jerred<3.

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sloppy jer

A shart that is let out through the semen of an anal cream pie .

So my girl finally let me have anal last night. We were going to go for round two but she let loose a sloppy jer on my new white sheets.

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jer mourder is homo

now ur gay

jer mourder is homo boy!

jerred my son

jerred is a gay guy who likes to koosu like crazy he has huge koosu it is deadly omg last time i sat beside him it was deadly.Also he has won many awrds for the longest lirushan he always like to put is lirushan up

to use jerred my son you have to squeeze it

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