joke

A juxstapostion, whether internal (joke includes elements co-existing in an unlikely way) or external (subject or structure of joke creates tension between joke and common reality of listener) intended to arouse amusement.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot-dog vendor?





"Make me one with everything."

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joke

Something funny about an important social issue that makes people laugh, but also think.

What's wrong with same sex marriages? My wife and I have been having the same sex every Saturday night for over five years. (A good joke always has an element of truth).

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Joke

My life/Your life/Our lives

A: Hey dude, wanna hear a joke?
B: Sure!
A:My life
B: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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joked

a verb to describe being high, stoned. the word can be used in multiple ways.

1) yo man, i'm so joked.
2) yo you wanna go joke?
3) dude, you're too joked.
3) well, then don't joke.
4) wanna go joke a toke?

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That's Jokes

Usually said by the British when they see a joke-
back when the law was made in Britain that allows citizens to criticize the king and queen, they had to remind themselves of whats a joke and what's not. Thus the creation of the sentence "That's Jokes" is made.

Hahahahha "That's Jokes" man.

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it's a joke

The phrase "it's a joke" is often used to lighten a situation as a defense mechanism. Saying "it's only a joke" is often used when the person has not understood or got offended. Reasons may include:

1. The person was genuinely joking and did not mean to cause confusion or offense
2. The person is backing down after upsetting someone

3. The other person fails to see the point, and is reassured that it's not serious

Ben: "I'm so bored, I hate my job! I wish I could grab a beer!"
Boss overhears Ben's comment to his friend
Boss: "How about I fire you? Then you can get a beer, and a new job!"

Ben: "😳 Sorry boss, I was only joking! Look, I'm writing my report now!"

Boss "....."

Person 1: "There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't."

Person 2: "HOW does that make sense?"

Person 1: "It's a joke."

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joke

a joke goes here

this is a ussless entry i just want to test. a joke is a thing some people wont get.