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noun: (1) an extravagantly sexual yet wholly nonchalant figure of urban mythology capable of engulfing or otherwise annihilating men in particular but really anyone vulnerable to its fleshy charms; (2) an entity or being intent on annihilation through sexual congress, having the qualities of many destruction prone goddesses yet not genuinely female so much as berdache or having the reproductive and seductive qualities of both sexes; (3) a being incapable of sexual satiety and thus prone to an obsessive quest to satisfy his/her appetites; i.e. The Jolly.
adjective: (1) reflecting or referring to the qualities of The Jolly, a dreaded yet desired mythical figure or a human being having the same traits; (2) fleshy and flaccid yet somehow horribly attractive in spite of itself, the more so because of its potential for engulfing its victims; (3) referring to a kind of sexual wantonness and capacity for annihilation through sexual congress; (4) suggestive of unabashed satisfaction of the body's appetites; (5) having the girth and fleshy excess of someone or something jolly.
“It struck fear and desire in the lonely and sea-weary sailors’ hearts to think they might find, once they came to the next port of call, The Jolly whose appetites were a matter of legend.”
“Hey, man, check out the legs on our substitute teacher! I’ll bet she’s pretty jolly!”
“To ease their sexual tension after looking at some porn magazines up in the tree house, the boys began to sing some jolly songs.”
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The feeling that is received after ejaculation. If this feeling was achieved by masturbation you may want to see loneliness.
I felt so jolly after I came last night.
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street term for popular clubdrug ecstacy
My friend asked if we wanted any jollies for this weekend.
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a footballin manager that knows dutch all about football and cannot do anything correctly with a perfectly good team in the premiership
"oops, he has done a jolly to that"
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another name for a ginger male with pale skin and freckles
this type of person doesnt have a girlfriend until hes 18
the type of person who sleeps during the festivals and acts like a pensioner
the type of guy that nobody really likes, and if they do they must be stupid
oh shit look at that guy over there, hes such a ugly jolly
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A creepy pedo who is an ugly unibrowed smart ass and has no life
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The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".
"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"
"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"
"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"
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