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Jon

Cumbersome (difficult to deal with due to size and weight). Is also a big dick.

The movers said that the piano is very jon.

by Diana & Sheila July 11, 2008

149πŸ‘ 174πŸ‘Ž


A JON

A large Chubacca looking person that is a completely un-organized mess,They ten to have careers in HILO driving and sticker making as well.

That guy at Costco who knocked over all the carts in the Hilo looked like such A JON

by balla and smk September 14, 2007

13πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Jon

A gay fag, sex-crazed, perverted fucking bitch. Is obsessed with awful memes, jerking off to incest porn, his bisexual friends, and not shutting the hell up. Jon has pale skin and always has so much acne.

This boy is a fuckboy fag, he must be Jon!

by kurly kue kouldn't kare less September 1, 2017

13πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Jon

COMPLETE MAN WHORE!
if you are "pretty" have two legs and a pussy he is after you.
and then dont let these "Jons" get inside your mind becasue they will crush your heart then use the little pieces as confittee.

Jons are ussualy very out going and know as a laddies man. can seem to get any girl he wants.

Cheyenne: hey what do you think about Jon?
Miranda: complete manwhore. tears gurls apart. despise him.
Cheyenne: I know right!

by angelandprincess25 June 19, 2011

52πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Jon

A true failure. Anyone named Jon was obviously a disappointment to their father, as he left out the β€œh.” Jon never achieves anything noteworthy, leaves girlfriends for no good reason, and sleeps on the floor like an animal. The gold standard in shitty human beings.

β€œYo, did that guy just shit himself?”

β€œYeah, he’s such a Jon.”

by Chickenshits139 June 24, 2019

10πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Jon

A completely shady person, who will try and pass himself off as spiritual, but will turn on you quicker than the devil himself.

That guy talks out of both sides of his mouth, he must be a Jon.
dick, asshole, prick

by The Cru February 16, 2016

11πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Jon^

A socially inept log or stick carrying young hooligan.

Jon, Jon^, Furret (refer to dictionary for more information).

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

13πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž