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An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more proper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like.
Example 1
Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.
Example 2
Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?
Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.
An argument in which a person with an absurdly high IQ taunts another person, whose IQ is slightly (but significantly) lower, until the latter person cracks and storms out in a fit of anger (usually takes all of 30 seconds)
Fiona: Man, did you see Jono storm out of here before?
Hannah: Yeah, don't worry about that, we just had a Jono Argument
when you put a mr bean statue up the others ass.
bro I pulled a dirty jono last night, my statue is covered in shit now.
Jono Rizz is where you shove a footlong subway so far up your ass that you walk like a crab for 3 days asking bitches to cosume your shit and as one of them accepts you pull out an entire footlong subway out fo your ass and force feed it to them before smashing them in the middle of the road before getting hit by a car and then eating cheese. After that you would get horny and start fucking that cheese until it becomes white cheese then shove it up your ass as far as you can and feed it to the next person.
Person 1: What he did the Jono Rizz?
Person 2: No way the Jono Rizz is insane!
When someone has too much love to give so they spread it around to ensure more people are happy
"I'm going to do a Jono this weekend"
someone who is attracted to fire; another word for pyromaniac
man, I love the way that grass is burning. Am I turning into a Jono?
Noun -
Jono (Jonathon) is a young lad, when its durry time you can witness him crawl out of his cave (he'll probably smell like shit though, so watch out). He's both fat AND gay, so if you're up for a challenge you can try and befriend this wild beast of a boy. Normally dummy thicc and retarded.
Adjective-
When something is both fat and gay.
Noun-
"Oh shit! is that jono?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he sees us"
Adjective-
"Ah heck man, my ex just got with a new dude"
"nah dont worry about it, he's probably jono"