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Juniper

À l'eau de rose. Dark, tousled hair falling over her naked shoulders, a tornado with pretty eyes & honey-stained lips. She's the crimson of amaryllis, the silver of moon-touched magnolias. Beautiful. Winter-raw. Vodka and coffee liqueur in her teacup, "Cherry" by Lana del Rey in her head. Often described as “utterly deadly,” she's rich, gooey; a malicious delight. The smell of warm vanilla & good sex every time she enters a room, wearing nothing but a short, bordeaux, satin dress. A coy smile, flirting shamelessly with every man. Juniper. Silent, angel-like — loved, absent, cruelly sweet.

A: Wowzers! Have u seen Juniper?

B: Juniper? Who is she?
A: They say she's a man-eater!

by Jjuni_ January 20, 2022


Juniper

she is the best wife ever, don't even listen to her if she tries to say otherwise.

Me: "Juniper is the best wife!"
J: "No, you are!!"
Me: "Look at Urban Dictionary, it says otherwise :)"

by neko :D May 28, 2022


kaylee/juniper

ur gay bestie <3

Guy 1: "whoah, is that kaylee/juniper??"
Nonbinary 1: "yeah dont you see how gay she is?? duh."
Their smartest, coolest, friend: "yeah. she is my gay bestie <3"

by kittenthecat November 9, 2021