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A game that is played in the pool with two teams, usually by swimmers that want to waste time during practice, in which you throw everything that is on the pool deck or in the storage room into the pool such as kickboards, pull buoys, tables and anything that you will be able to get out without using a crane. The winning team is either the person who has the most junk or if they retrieved the secret item usually chosen by the coach. Even if you lose it doesn't matter because it is fun just to play.
Hey coach can we finished our set, can we play junkyard dogs?
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1.n. Probably one of the greatest pro-wrestlers of all time. Mainly known for crawling in the ring like a dog and ramming his head into his opponents.
2.v. To cover a bitch in garbage and ram her doggy style until she howls.
1. "Did you see that Junkyard Dog match against Papa Shango last night? That shit was tight!"
2. "Dude, my girlfriend still smells like shit from that time two weeks ago when I Junkyard-Dogged her."
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Hey did you hear about Betty Sue?
Yeah wasn't she raped by a hobo?
Yeah that junkyard dog nailed her when she was taking out her trash.
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1) A person of the female sex, whom has degraded themselves to this level of filth.
2) They have kids, but you never see or hear of them together.
3) They have men who they're cheating on with something even worse.
4) They're lose, dirty, have no self-respect, and will literally screw any man who is willing to take their free drink.
5) They typically test positive.
5) They go haaaaaaarrrrrrdddddd in these streets.
Did you see Sloth's new victim? Yeah, she's a straight Junkyard Lounge Rat!
The greatest roller coaster ride in history. No seriously. It has this like, car, that has headlights, and they turn on right at you. That's basically it.
Whilst riding Jersey junkyard, someone interrupted my booming kuwanging.
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A person who works at a nursing home where families dump there old people and go off and leave then like so much junk.
John's dad is a Human junkyard mechanic.
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Typically white trash who smoke pall mall reds unfiltered and drink any type of ice beer. Live off of the government and usually have a warrant. Consider McDonald’s going out to eat and the women are usually fucking huge. Catch them at any trailer park and any given weekends are spent at Walmart in the sporting good section. Can’t drive and have no consideration for others. Kids do not do well in school and chew cope.
Friend: What the hell are those idiots doing?
Me: Their junkyard people what do you expect?