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Student: Who here is an alpha?
Katia: I am an alpha and you can call me Katia Kachow 😏
When a girl is sucking your dick and as you cum you say kachow while simataniously busting in her eye to give the impression of lighting McQueen.
Last week I gave that chick a dirty kachow and she slapped me after, so I kicked her out my house.
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I've always like the movie Cars, I am 15 years old. I have all his toys, all his his posters. I have seen cars 23 and a 3 4ths times. I touch myself vigorously while I watch Cars. I cum when I see him. As I do my dad comes in the room and screams, "Turn that shit off you car loving faggot! I wish I would have gotten you aborted!"
I look him in the eyes, with cum still leaking from my member and tell him, "The holy one will come for you, he will hit you with a bolt of lightning and you will see him as lord!"
He turns off my light and tells me to, "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!" As I am lying in be me room lights up. It's him. I hear his engine rev. He breaks through my wall and screams, "KACHOW!"
It's him, Lightning McQueen has finally came for me. He goes behind me and breaks another wall... my anal wall. His tounge penetrates my tights bunghole. I flex tight, but it does not stop him. My prostate is getting hot and I feel a sensation in my man sack. "I gonna.." I start to say but he interrupts me by sticking his metal car boner in my ass.
My father enters the room and utters, "What the f.." Then McQueen looks at him, he winks vigorously and screams "KACHOW!" Causing my daddy to disintegrate as my lord dumps his mighty load in my bum. There is cum every where.
He looks at me and says, "On the race track," he then busts through my ceiling and was never seen again.
"Dude the book we read in health reminded me of 'My First Kachow'!"
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A horrific faniction of Lightning McQueen x ALL of BTS. It really truly makes all readers want to day
Hey did you read Blood Sweat and Kachow? yeah i want to fucking drink bleach
When you feel so lonely that you start to pretend that you are a cat version of Lightning McQueen.
Today I just feel so Meow Meow Kachowwed.
A term used by famous race car, number 95, sponsoring Rust-Eze, Lightning McQueen
With a little Rust-eze, and an insane amount of luck, you too can look like me kachow...
means as a comic relief in a serious situation so everyone hates you
oh im sorry about your loss, but kachow.