A stupid little cunt who has no brain cells and likes to take peoples money while others run his little server.
Kane is Kai's Submissive
5π 2π
Kane is a dumb gaming idiot who doesn't know how to play games and uses cheats. He thinks he's big but really he's nothing without his green bottle. I think he is psychotic.
Kane is a mad lad
4π 2π
Just a fucking egg in the fridge chilling by some yogurts and brussel sprouts
Chavvy mum-βWhat you want for dinna love?β
Chavvy boy-βHam, kane and chepsβ
Chavvy girl-βBoiled kane on toastβ
4π 2π
Originated about ma school.Used when a person uses superior verbal wit to stop someone 'dissin' them. Used afterwards by a third party
Oh my god, u got kaned!!! Go 'ome!!!
12π 11π
A really great citizen. Often smells good.
Kane is a really great citizen. Have you smelled him?
22π 27π
A Texan with a questionable sordid past who uses the internet to prey on anything female until one shows interest. Then he tricks her into falling for him, and travels to see her. He will proceed to drug her and marry her.
"Dude, that guy with the really greasy hair and creepy face? The one that looks like a rapist? Yeah he met his wife off the net, yo! He's a real Kanes!"
10π 10π
Kane is the short friend who always wears hoodies. He is totally gay but always denies it. Probably the only male in the group but hangs around a lot of guys too. He's really chill and laid-back.
Person 1: "Yo, who is that small kid hanging around those girls?"
Person 2: "Oh, that's Kane. Rumour is that he's gay."