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Where there is enough fat on a fat persons ankle where you can't even see the ankle.
Your momma seems so fat because she has a kankle.
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the ever popular high-heeled shoe from he 80's. this flattering piece of foot wear is pointy at the toe and high heeled like a pump but has an upper that laces tight to the ankle.
wow! those kankles really look hot with your tapered acid-washed jeans.
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The Insignificant Amount of Beer Left In A Glass Beer Boot, (A.K.A) Das Boot,
Around the Ankle area.
JJB was a real pussy, He said he could chug the Boot, but he left a kankle. OR:
Silo was wise enough to Chug to the Kankle before the boot exploded in his face. OR:
Peter Downed His entire boot and Jager only toped him off with a frikken Kankle.
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The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.
The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
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VD-Encrusted fat chick who has not only large folds of fat hanging over ankles and knees, but also elbows. Frequently seen at fast-food restaraunts and chinese buffets.
What's that rumbling in the distance? Oh it's the nasty kankle-monster huffing towards her next binge-meal.
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When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.
*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
(this is an alternate definition by my best buddie.) big, ugly, protruding ankles.
"My kankles make my feet stick out wierd in ballet so the dance teacher yells at me when i'm not doing anything wrong !"
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