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A Kankle is skin that over grows your normal skin on your ankle
A Kankle is also available in chocolate form, but can only be digested by an Irish man.
Guy 1 - Omg I woke up today with a kankle
Guy 2 - Omg that well bad, can i eat it?
Guy 1 - no your not irish and its not chocolate
Guy 2 - (commits suicide)
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Were the leg fat covers ankle and forms kankle.
Usualy forms on lage fat people.
Check out that chick she has kankles...........grooooossss!
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Where there is enough fat on a fat persons ankle where you can't even see the ankle.
Your momma seems so fat because she has a kankle.
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The Insignificant Amount of Beer Left In A Glass Beer Boot, (A.K.A) Das Boot,
Around the Ankle area.
JJB was a real pussy, He said he could chug the Boot, but he left a kankle. OR:
Silo was wise enough to Chug to the Kankle before the boot exploded in his face. OR:
Peter Downed His entire boot and Jager only toped him off with a frikken Kankle.
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The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.
The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
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VD-Encrusted fat chick who has not only large folds of fat hanging over ankles and knees, but also elbows. Frequently seen at fast-food restaraunts and chinese buffets.
What's that rumbling in the distance? Oh it's the nasty kankle-monster huffing towards her next binge-meal.
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When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.
*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”