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A special event that occurs normally in Mario kart where one drops from one place to another. This event can be applied to other scenarios outside of Mario kart as well
Jeorge: Wow, Billy really got Mario karted!
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The most famous Mario racing game where everyone claims they will destroy you only for all to get destroyed by the one true master.
Kid: I'm going to destroy you in a game of Mario Kart!
Secretly The Master: I'd like to see you try!
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When you get 8 of your friends to sit on your couch and masturbate,whoever finishes last is declared the winner
and whoever finishes first has to clean the sperm off of the floor with their tounge
Billly! Why are you home so late? Oh, it's nothing mom! Me and my friends were just playing "Mario Kart"
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An act performed during sexual intercourse. When your partner is about to reach climax you throw a banana peel in (his, her) mouth, and then smack (him, her) in the head with a turtle shell.
I met this chick at the bar last night, and she was pissed when I Mario Karted her while we were hooking up.
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a kart kountry worker who never does shit but look for change.
dude, the days logan is in the field, he's a fucking kart coiner
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A form of date-rape in which the offender renders the victim unconscious with sedatives and then the offender's friends run the victim over with a car.
Connor: Man, I got arrested last night. I'm out on bail and I gotta get a whole legal team together.
Dave: Really? What happened?
Connor: I roofied the shit out of this girl and then Jake and Arnie ran her over in my Prius. They got me on conspiracy to commit murder and sexual assault.
Dave: What the fuck? Why would you do something like that?
Connor: Haven't you ever heard of a Mario Kart?
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dem pussies dont even know how to fight, dere just mario kartin all day man
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