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When your girl sneezes when you're inside her and she grips your penis like a gorilla grip on
kenjackson8958, donkey kegel
little weighted metal balls that go up a vagina to locate a pelvic floor and strengthen muscles. used early in 500 AD, for sexual stimulation.
aria: ew i just found lindsay's kegel balls in the cupboard we share!!!
luke: oh my god! how big were they?!?! ;) ;)
Balls that are used for self pleasure. Usually two balls that are attached to eachother. You may stick them in the many orifices that you have on your body. For example, your anus, or crotch if female.
I found my roommates kegel balls hidden in the shelf below are sink.
Da assorted seductive hips-swaying and crotch-undulating maneuvers dat a hot chick performed in front of a lustful stud who consequently engaged in one or more of da bare-genitaled bouncy-bouncy sessions wif said luscious looker which resulted in her now-upcoming "first celebration of Mother's Day", and which also presently necessitates her partaking of assorted abdominal-flexing exercises for better prenatal health.
In da infamous "four spaghettis" joke (i.e., "two with sausage and meatballs, and two without"), said "liberally-fertile-and-fertilized" chick must have had to do a whole PASSEL of pre-Kegels during da following months!
When you are very drunk; when you are so drunk you keep doing stupid things like stealing cones or jumping into bushes
Dude, I was so kegel I stole a cone and jumped into a bush.
Flexing kegels is flexing nuts but for the ladies.
“Sarah be flexing kegels now that she’s team lead.”
The involuntary act of constricting one's sphincter when met with alarming news and or a fearful situation.
When I read the story about the fish that swims into your peehole, I did a fear kegel.