Ken

A male with no sexual attraction or a person that is impossible to imagine having sexual reproductive organs. Dervived from barbie's boyfriend ken who has a void of genitalia.

"I don't fancy him, he's a ken"
"he's a friend but i wouldn't date him, he's a bit of a ken"

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Ken

The noun 'Ken' is given to people that lactate exceptionally well through their nipples despite being a male. They

typically have the stiffest nipples, thus making it difficult to talk to them as they are so stiff they could seriously injury a persons eye. Ken's tend to 'need' people to accompany them since they can't do anything by themselves, for example, watching anime and going to kensi. Some might argue that he's just a pussy. Despite this fatal flaw, they can be good listeners too. Ken is short tempered and has a considerably lower IQ than a monkey. Before arguing with a Ken be prepared to lose a couple of brain cells as they are so brain dead.

Ken? Huh, what a degenerate. Nice nips mate x

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Ken

The term for a male Karen who usually thinks they’re better than everyone else.

That guy sure is a Ken

ken

ken is a fine ass black man and kind person, he is brown skin with free forms (a type of dread) he can dress and has shoe game. ken is most definitely a ladies man but when he is in a relationship he is loyal. His love language is physical touch, Ken has a great personality and is basically great at every sport. Ken was raised by his mom and grandma his father was never in his life that's why he respects women so much and he always wanted a girlfriend and loves the feeling of comfort and feeling safe in her arms. Overall ken is a great person.

I wish Ken's fine ass was single.

kenning

when a figure of authority, uses said authority to get close to his victim, physically and or emotionally, who does not reciprocate the feelings. they don't take no for an answer but will fake an apology when rejected. this ruse will continue until the perpetrator is kicked directly in the testicles from the front or back depending on the position of the kenning victim

jesus christ, he's kenning the fuck out of her !

not a suprise, the boss is kenning the new girl already

I got kenned so hard last night...AWKWARD!

Is he k-diddling her right now?

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Ken

A character from street fighter who excels at crotch-punching

I choose Ken for his abilities.

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Ken

A dick biscuit cunt that likes to fuck around and be a cunt. He is the a noisy ads bitch and he likes to brag about his small cock.

I want to punch that fucking ken in the face! What a bitch.

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