kimchi squat

1. Similar to the asian squat but kimchi refers to Koreans because in most cases, Koreans are the only people who can pull it off comfortably and naturally. At times a Chinese or other asian might be able to do it, but never has one seen a black or Mexican do it like Koreans. They have their own squats.
2. What happens when you give a Korean a cigg and make them wait with no chairs or see Koreans loitering

"Get up out of your kimchi squat foo we gotta go!"

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red kimchi

communists, especially north korean

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Kimchi Dog

1.A type of dog that was talked about as a myth in Korea. Scientists later found that it was actually an ingredient in Kimchi in the late 1800s.

2.An insult to Koreans.

1.My friend Doctor Emmitt Brown went back in time and gave me a Kimchi Dog from Korea in the 1800s and I named it Pikachu. I haven't seen Pikachu since my Korean neighbors had a party.

2. ME:Fuck you chink!
Korean:I'm Korean
ME:Fuck you you Kimchi Dog!

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Eat Your Kimchi

A video blog about life in Korea run by Simon and Martina Stawski. They cover numerous topics including: Music, Culture and food. Eat Your Kimchi has a very diverse audience who call themselves "The Nasties".

Hey, have you seen Eat Your Kimchi's new Kpop music monday?

OoOOooh...you so nasty!

Kiss and touch me; rub my bananas!

Brohoho!

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Kimchi Bubble Blast

When a Japanese Prostitute queefs into a bubble blower allowing the Kimchi Queef bubbles to fly directly directly into your mouth.

Bob: Did she try to give you a Kimchi Bubble Blast?
Dave: Yeah man, I didn't like it so I gobsmacked her in the cooter.

Kimchi Handshake

(noun) The worse kind of handshake - similar to the jewish handshake but contains the oscillation frequency close to that of the square of the speed of light (shitingly fast). The result of the kimchi handshake is obviously kimchi.

korean dad: "hey ommaa it seems we have very little kimchi left in our storage, could you please make some more?"

korean mom: "certainly! pull your pants down and let me give you the Kimchi Handshake!....dinner will be ready soon!"

3====> onomnomnom....... *kimchi!*

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eat my kimchi rice

when you want someone to lick your gooch.

Bro 1: "I need a girl who will eat my kimchi rice."
Bro 2: "You mean lick your gooch?"
Bro 1: "Exactly."