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A man dressed as a king that breaks into your house at night and gets into your bed. When you wake up he will be in your bed with you to offer you breakfast.
Dude I woke up with the king today!
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The guy who sits on his ship wondering what's for dinner because he thinks he's going to die.
The King: "Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner."
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Another word for “long.”
“Look at the line for that roller coaster, it’s king.”
“My hair is getting really king…I need a haircut.”
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Yo bredrin have you heard the new mic righteous album?
Yeah blud it's King innit
A drinking game using all 52 cards in a deck, drawn one at a time. Rules vary from place to place, with each card meaning a different activity must be done, but the game has one common feature all over the world: the kings cup. This cup is placed in the middle of the table, with the cards around it. Whenever a king is drawn, the person who draws it must pour some of his/her drink in the kings cup. The unlucky bastard who draws the fourth and final king in the deck must chug whatever is in this cup. Can often be some nasty, ungodly concoction if people are playing with different drinks.
I almost shit myself when I saw the dreaded fourth king and realized I'd have to drink that disgusting mix of Irish Stout, Smirnoff Ice, and white russian.
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Usually a 6 ft 5 or taller guy, good as hell in basketball, gets all the girls with out trying, and smooth as fuck!
Girl 1: Omg, did you see King Will walkin thru the halls? He so sexy!!
Girl 2: Hell yeahhh girl i saw him. He had on the new J's!!
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The result of when a brother and a sister love each other very much.
King was made by his uncle and aunt.