Knife

When you do anal with a girl and your dick is semi-flaccid.

Kyle: Dude theres spooning, forking, but theres no such thing as knifing!

Andrew: Bro i just knifed your mom last weekend!

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knife

n. pl. knives (nvz)
A cutting instrument consisting of a sharp blade attached to a handle.
A cutting edge; a blade.

v. knifed, knif·ing, knifes
v. tr.
To use a knife on, especially to stab; wound with a knife.
Informal. To betray or attempt to defeat by underhand means.

I'm gonna knife your brother if he ever touches my ride again.

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Knife

A knife is a sharp utensil that is used to eat and cut through things.

I had to use my knife to eat my steak.

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Knife

1. A sharp object used to perform many tasks such as cutting one's wrists, performing a castration on your bitchy old neighbors, and shanking.

Tom shanked Bill with my knife, Bill castrated Mike with Tom's knife, and Mike slit his wrists via Mike's knife.

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Knifed

Means you are being stabbed by a "Knife", really stupid word in real life, but in the game "Counter-Strike" it's totally O.K!

Phil: OMG! FUXXING N00B, KNIFED, PWNEED! :P :P :P
Max: That was just lucky, u came from behind! :P

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knife

Just like shotgun or pistol, it refers to a seating in a car, this time referring to the back left window seat.

Knife, if it isn't already taken.

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Knife

When you take a shit and it feels like someone is stabbing your asshole.

Jessica: " did you just take a shit in my bathroom?'

Jerrod: " yea bitch, and it was a damn knife, im gonna be hurtin' fo days!"

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