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A severely amazing, blissful, underrated song by god himself, the legend Jack Stauber.
Person 1: "You're such a koi boy."
Person 2: "What-"
The most smol bean in existence. The one smol bean that we must protecc.
We must protect Koi-Kun, he is so smol and cute!
To have receive oral sex from a large group of women at one time, so that when you cum they will look like koi fish emerging for feeding.
I got those chicks in a koi pond last night, they fought for my load like a handful of breadcrumbs
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(noun) A shy person.
Background: Koi is a homonym with coy, which means shy.
E: Don't be koi fish now. Call me sometime baby.
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A warcry used by fuedal Japanese Samurai.
-Samurai#1 lunges towards the enemy, katana in hand-
Samurai#1: "KOI KARP!!"
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When you get a group of 5 or more women together who are hot for your cock and make them fight for it simultaneously until they get every last drop of your tasty treats. (similar to Koi fish fighting for bread cumbs.)
Hey girls, would you like to participate in a Koi Pond? - Girls: "What's that?" - I'm glad you asked!
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best goddamn album ever its 100% better than white pony and if you like it you are super cool
person one: what is your favorite album
person two: koi no yokan
person one: OMG YOU ARE SO HOT
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