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The fat around one's bellybutton if they are average weight.
"and this, people, is the krispy kreme" *jiggle jiggle*
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When you jizz in a sock and let it dry for at least 36 hours, then eat the sock.
Mr Pizza Coley- “Hey man, you had any Krispy Kreme lately?”
-Two-Holes- “Yeah Man, but I’ve got to wait another 12 hours or it’s considered a froggy-fresh.”
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a round,preferably large person. used as a nickname.
Hey krispy kreme, go home and eat a donut!
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High as fuck and your eyes are glazed over like a krispy kreme donut.
Holy shit peters has got those krispy kreme eyes..lookin glossy as fuck.
when you beat off in a girl's face when she is unconscious or sleeping, then she wakes up to find a crispy, white, coating around her face and eyes.
Krispy Kreme is something you do to be a jackass....a straight up jackass
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seems like a good idea, actually the kkk
'are you apart of the krispie Kreme klub?'
'yea!'
'uhh... Ok'
A Krispy Kreme Job (KKJ) is an oral sex position. An erect penis penetrates a warm glazed donut followed shortly by a blowjob. Everyone is happy.
Bob: How was the blowjob last night?
Kevin: Oh she loved it. We tried the Krispy Kreme Job, it was like a cream filled donut to her and a trip to heaven for me.
Bob: That sounds marvelous; do you think I should try it with my wife?
Kevin: Hell yes. She'd love it.
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