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(noun) A sexual sequence simulating a grocery shopping trip at a Kroger store. Phases of the Dirty Kroger include finding a spot to park, squeezing the produce, checking the meat for freshness, getting prescriptions filled, checking out/bagging the goods, and loading the trunk. Those over 65 usually only attempt the Dirty Kroger on Wednesdays.
Guy 1: Hey! Why's Tommy on crutches?
Guy 2: He broke his ankle doing the Dirty Kroger last night.
Guy 1: How'd that happen?
Guy 2: Dunno, exactly. Something about checking for large items on the bottom of the Bascart.
Guy 1: That sucks.
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The dance you do in order to avoid any person you know in a public place.
You: Hey there is Rita!
Accomplice: Quick Kroger Shuffle before they see us.
A term used to describe a girl with a really big ass.
That girl walkin' away look like 2 raccoons fightin' inside a Kroger Sack!
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A tan one receives from pushing carts during the summer at Kroger. The tan is everywhere on the body that has not been covered by the Kroger uniform.
Joe: Jane, your kroger cart tan looks nice!
Jane: I know, don't you love how only my calves, forearms, neck, and face are slightly tanned? I sure do!
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"Farmer's tan"
Tan one obtains from being outside pushing carts at Kroger. The tan is everywhere that the Kroger uniform is not.
After a long day at work, Jane comes home and strips down to see that the only tan parts of her body are her calves, face, neck and forearms.
Jack: Shyyt, Jane, you have a Kroger Cart Tan!
Jane: I know, Jack, it makes me feel so... sexy. I love having only my lower limbs tanned.
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with the kroger app prices go low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low!
YES FINALLY THE SLOGEN IS kroger, fresh for everyone
Kroger cheader cheese cubes are a snack many love to enjoy specifically Duke depp a popular tik tok creator who cosplays as Willy wonka he enjoys eating this food
Kroger cheader cheese cubes are amazing