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To have sexual intercourse hard.
You wanna kumquat?
Last night I kumquaated amazingly with this chick.
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1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch
Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.
A literal Transformer.
If Comodin Cam is the king of Transformers YouTube, then Emperor Kumquat is the equivalent actually, a monarch of TF YouTube.
Not only does he have an ASMR like voice that is SO satisfying to listen to, but he also brings hope to the Transformers fandom (like Cam) but in a very DIFFERENT way.
He points out big and small flaws of the TF community as well as educates other TF fans through Transformers about their culture, physiology, as well as the positivity of representation forms, and why it matters.
Very inclusive guy (it's nice seeing someone explain forms of sentient identities)
Top tier knowledge of Transformers and he is making a game called Transformers: Mercy on channel!
TF fan 2: Ok I spent 69 hours watching Comodin Cam and I am officially hooked on Transformers YouTube. Feed my addiction.
TF fan 1: Ok, Emperor Kumquat. He takes kind of a different approach to Cam, however still super dope.
TF fan 3: He's the one who got me into TF IDW comics. Stories are top tier and just like manga in terms of writing and quality.
6.9 hours later
TF fan 2: His voice is just so soothing. I used to be so irrationally against lgbtq+ people, but now I realize that other beings can also be like us, or different in any other way, socially, culturally, physically and mentally. They are sentient too
Tf fan 1: Ikr? Big yaas king
TF fan 3: Big yaas *emperor
Tf fan 2: Aight, off to see this TF Mercy! I'm excited to see a fan's interpretation and possible outcomes for Prime's ending for Starscream!
The point when mutual flirtation is on the edge of crossing one of the flirter's boundaries and they feel the need to deploy a safety word.
Gosh, that sounds like a kumquat moment!
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A message board rule that is exclusive to a forum for an odd or obscure reason.
"Opus had a truamatic experience with kumquats as a child. Therefore, posting kumquat pictures results in a ban."
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A kumquat is broken down into two syllables, kum-quat.
Kum- referring to a spill or accident.
Quat-referring to a duck quack, loud,
obnoxious sound.
SO BASICALLY:
A loud stain!
e.g.
Him- something wrong?
Her- oh, fuck it. .. That kumquat just showed up. Again.
e.g.
Him- something wrong?
Her- oh, fuck it... That kumquat just showed up again.
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An alternative to 'pull the trigger' when committing on a large or comment worthy purchase.
Also fisted, fisting.....
I'm about to fist the kumquat on the latest Golf R lease deal.
Does anyone think it will drop in price in the next three weeks?
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