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A place where it’s easy to find hoes or hookers and even groupies basically easy sex.
Yo where you at? “I’m at the Booty lagoon”
A sweaty, messy girls' downstairs
I couldn't go down on her because she had a mass case of Lagoon Poon
A word used to describe a situation. Can also be used to describe a gathering of a large amount of ethnic minorities.
Tom - blimey shaun, there's some new faces in the Asian Invasion today
Shaun - actually Tom, i believe it's widely accepted that it is called the Coon Lagoon
Tom - by Jove, i've made a fool of myself, thank you for correcting me Shaun
Shaun - it's quite alright. dont let it happen again.
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A secret code name for when your on your menstrual cycle.
Friend: hey what's wrong?
Me: nothing just my blue lagoon
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A person who is so self-absorbed and clueless that others cannot escape his or her company fast enough.
After the umpteenth time Martha's date interrupted her to talk about himself, she pretended to go to the restroom and left the douche lagoon with the check.
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Comparable to swamp ass, Lagoon Poon's potent force can instantly soften even the sturdiest of boners . Most common symptoms and signs of "lagoon poon" are a puffy irritation and vast swelling of vagina lips. When encountering hookers with wet, sticky pubic curls; chances are, she suffers from lagoon poon. The collection of pussy sweat often creates a twat slime similar to the texture of infant diarrhea and is often mistaken for grandmas famous meat loaf. Lagoon Poon is a category five cunt funk condition, and although many slam pigs can't help it, they sure can tame it with a simple baby wipe.
Jamarcus: "Bruh, look like dat bitch threw up in her lap my nigga. Slime be dripping through dem yoga pants my nigga"
Denzel: " True my nigga, dat sweaty box be a sure case of Lagoon Poon my nigga"
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