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During the sexual act of "sixty-nine", should the female claim that the room lighting is too bright, the male thinly stretches his scrotum over her nose and eyes.
Your mom said it was too bright so I helped her get over it with a sweet Mexican Lampshade.
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A dance in which a person wears a lampshade on their head and dances around.
Usually this dance is performed while drunk at a party, and sometimes it is performed naked.
"Tim was so drunk at the office party last night, I bet he's embarrassed."
"Well, as long as he didn't do the lampshade dance he should be fine..."
"well..."
"He did it didnt he? Oh, Lord"
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A term used to describe the act of when a naked man sits on top of woman's head covering her face with his penis, when she tugs on his penis he farts.
When I finished my Thanksgiving dinner I gave Wendy a dirty lampshade.
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dumb slut, will do anything sexual without thinking about it. called lampshade cause she doesn't have a brain beneath the hair.
i told her i have herpes and the lampshade still gave me head in the alley.
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The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you take a dump on her eyes and face.
Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...
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The act of a male placing a lampshade over the head of a female companion, then continuing to cut a fair sized hole in the lampshade about the size of the female mouth then pursuing to Fellatio.
Dat bitch Katrina done acted a foo so i slapped a shade on her face we had us a lampshade massacre.
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A female who has a nice body, but the face of a Tijuana rat dog. Not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. Thus, giving her the Lampshade Lassie.
"We were all down at the bar, and this really annoying bitch with a face like Beaker from the Muppets, kept busting our balls all night. Problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. So we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a Lampshade Lassie from behind."
Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."
Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."
Tim - "Why, looks good to me."
Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"
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