chode lasso

A string that when formed into a lasso can attach to any type of chode.

Mary used the chode lasso to find the thickest chode of them all, Matt G's.

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jewish lasso

when you skeet on a condom and put it on a girls head and make her eat it

the jewish lasso causes a lot of diseases.

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Pink Lasso

Superhero alter ego of Cousin Tex. Retired and lives in hiding. Worked with Harryman and Masked Marvel Jr..

The Pink Lasso loved fighting crime.

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Lasso the lizard

When a female aggressor takes charge in the bedroom while Sesame Street is on.

See also, lasso the chameleon.

Pat said Lichelle couldn’t wait to lasso the lizard.

1 lizard - ah ah ah - 2 lizard...

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Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos

What the click says before every video
Laddies- Any make viewers watching
Lasses- Any female viewers watching
Lassos- Any non-binary viewers watching

The Click: Hey there Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos, today we will be looking at more furry porn-

Fireman's Lasso

A fetish in which two men will have sex, the one on top wearing a firefighter's helmet and rubber gloves, the one on the bottom wearing a backwards tie and being tied up. The tie is held in order to choke the bottom partner.

1:Dude, why are you limping?
2:You gave me a Fireman's Lasso last night, asshole. Don't rub it in.

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El Paso Lasso

When a person poops in a tube sock, slapping there partner in the face with that poop filled tube sock.

"When Jenna was sleeping I gave her the good old El Paso Lasso, woke the bitch right up."

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