Random
Source Code
Random
When a person of the opposite or same sex, with braces, is eating out a girl, she gets grass (pussy hair) in her mouth
George gave sara the North Dakota lawn mower and then george used his toothbrush, later that night sara used that toothbrush and wondered why it smelled like pussy
34👍 10👎
Term when asked means figuratively that your a badass.
Cutler: "Hows your lawn Mower?"
The Hodge: "They can't stop us!"
70👍 28👎
Used to describe or exagerate a point.
"I'm tellin you, if he didnt have a girl already he'd be on you like a mexican on a lawn mower!"
85👍 48👎
It's when your fucking a girl from behind and on the last stride you hit it hard and at the same time cut her arms out from under her giving her face carpet burn.
I hope you shaved bc here comes the kentucky style lawn mower.
A west virginian lawn mower is when an individual cums into his hand and places his hand on his partner's unshaved pussy, gives it time to dry, then rips his hand away. Usually performs with said individual's mother.
Yo dawg i gave my mom a wild west virginian lawn mower last night, no shave november does have its benefits.
11👍 17👎
1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
A phrase used by a homo sexual or gay man to ask another man if they are gay and would like to get it on with them.
The other man will either respond with, "Yes i have a liscene for my lawn mower, indicating that yes, they are gay and want to get it on, or no, that they do not have a licsense for their lawn mower, indicating that they are straight.
"Do you have a license for that lawn mower?"
No!
21👍 14👎