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When a guy is getting a girl doggy style with his family member, he reaches forward and knocks her arms out from under her. Then he pushes her across the room while he is still fucking her.
Sheila had rugburn on her face after I performed a Alabama Lawnmower on her.
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When you pull a Butt Plug / Anal Beads out of your girl's ass and shit sprays like a geyser onto the bed
"god damn, I really did the ol' Lawnmower Start on my girl last night" "Shit man, you must be into scat then?"
When one man takes it upon himself to get with five girls at once. This takes talent and skill. One girl is on blowjob duty while another one eats your ass. The third girl sits on your face and the last two girls are getting double finger banged.
Hey Karen, do you and your friends want to have a dusty lawnmower.
The Louisville Lawnmower is performed by taking a length of anal beads (the longer the better) and fully submerging it in a girls anus, then placing your hand (palm down) on her asscheek and frimly gripping the string of beads with your other hand. Quickley removed said beads as if you were starting an old lawnmower
guy1: my mom said shes mad at you dude
Guy2: whys that?
Guy1: She said you gave her the Louisville Lawnmower last night.
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While in the act of sex from the doggy-style position, the male reaches around and grabs the arms of the female out from under her, pulling them to her body, he then pushes her face around on the carpet like he is mowing the lawn.
Oh that feels so good! - Chick
Oh does it? How about this!? Louisiana Lawnmower Bitch! -Guy
*Drags her face about the carpet*
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Is When your sister is eating out your aunt and you reach down and lift her by the ankles and give her a pull start by ripping the anal beads from her asshole.
After giving Darlene the ol’ Kentucky lawnmower she munched that grass till aunt Verna was moister than an oyster and hurtin for a squirtin.
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The act of vigourously rubbing one's teeth against another's scrotum, removing hair in the process.
- Dude, how come you have pubes stuck between your teeth?
- I woke up to a teabag, and had to counter-attack with a German lawnmower.
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