Castle Learning

A program written by a bunch of fat lazy teachers that want to make their school look good yet it has no significant impact whatsoever plus they have equations you probably haven't learned yet

john: hey John did you do castle learning yet

Tom: No it closed and expired

Burn and Learn

To stimulate the mind by doing something productive while under the influence of marijuana.

Reading a book, watching a movie, trying out a new recipe while being high on marijuana falls under "Burn and Learn"

learn you

A sentence fragment that is often believed to be grammatically incorrect, but is actually completely correct. The word learn is actually rooted in the Old English verb læran, meaning "to teach", and can be used transitively in this manner, e.g. "I'm going to learn you a lesson."

"I'm going to learn you a lesson."
"She learned him how to skate."
"He learned him how to fish."

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learn the ropes

the process of finding one's feet, learning the basics, for example in a new job

"Hey, how's that new job going?"
"Fabulous, now that I've learned the ropes I can take on more demanding tasks!"

"I want you to learn the ropes before you start doing anything more sophisticated!"

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Distance Learning

a dumb thing that schools do during quarantine to piss their students off

Student 1: Man I Hate Distance Learning
Student 2: Same Bro

Sapling Learning

A terrible site for troubled youth trying to learn chemistry or any other science of such kind. Every wrong attempt will cost your grade to decrease by 10%, just so you can watch your perfect grade go down because you didn't simplify the balanced equation. All in all, you just have zero idea what they want of you. Also, the correct message appears in red. Blood red.

Christina: "Hey, did you do your Sapling Learning homework?"
Jessica: "No, but I found all the answers online."

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Summit Learning

A learning program designed to reduce papercuts and slowly force students to fail at life due to stress. It also allows teachers to ass-blast students with precision while serving fried shit.

My Summit Learning home page has more reds than my DMs I haven't answered.

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