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What Jimmy's father uses to make his son better.
Person 1: Jimmy, what the fuck is on your cheeks?
Jimmy: My father smacked me with a leather belt.
Person 1: Good for you, since you play Roblox.
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Due to being of a similar shape, a penis is referred to as a "leather flute"
Bob: "Sandy is such a good musician, she was playing the leather flute all night long."
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(n.) the exterior portion of one's anus; the rectum; an asshole.
Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!
Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!
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An anus, otherwise known as a baloon knot.
I like putting my man milk onto a leather cheerio.
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A older woman, generally lesbian and a MILF, who partakes in the leather community. Most likely a dominatrix.
Basically a genderbent version of a Leather Daddy
My sweetheart Patrice is secretly a leather mama, and an ursula. Which means she's big and loves to overpower my ass!
A person, commonly middle-aged and wealthy, who has tanned, botoxed, and facelifted him or herself to a degree where facial expressions are nearly impossible and the flesh takes on a thickish, brownish sheen. Derived from The Simpsons episode "A Fish Called Selma," in reference to Troy McClure.
A half-dozen leather muppets converged on the mineral makeup counter at the mall and began feverishly dusting sparklies into the hand-tooled lines around their eyes.