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Codename for a dildo when in polite company
Is that a vain lemur in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
When someone makes a high pitched sound that sounds somewhat like "ee oo".
Joe: ee oo
Tyrone: Man you deadass a lemur nigga bro
The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.
An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.
Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!
Sam: *Disrobes*
At the end of banging out your partner, you pull out and jerk it into their ear while screaming like an angry monkey.
"Dude my wife pissed me off so much yesterday I gave her the old screaming lemur."
A females crotch area that appears tight or swollen like an angry fist.: lemur fist
Cmon girl and show me that lemur fist of yours
A bear mixed with a lemur created by a Ryan. Pretty epic.
Oh damn! That lemur bear just totally stole my French bread pizza!
The act of one pedestrian, or a small group, crossing the street, primarily in a parking lot, in which they enter the road at a seemingly nonexistent angle which can take anywhere from 15 to 30 seconds for them to cross the two-lane road. Witnessing this can take a severe toll on one's psyche, and you should immediately see a psychological therapist before you reach out and bitch slap someone.
Pedestrian: Derpa derp derp... Just gonna enter the road cuz I can
Driver: Ok this is normal, I'll slow down
Pedestrian: Derp derp doodly derp
Driver: Well then, this is taking quite some time
Pedestrian: Derp de der...
Driver: GODDAMMIT! STOP DOING THE HORIZONTAL LEMUR AND MOVE YOUR ASS YOU FAT BASTARD!!!
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