Leprechauns

Cramps women experience during their menstrual cycle.

Derived from the idea that leprechauns inhabit the uterus and ovaries during that time of month therefore causing horrific cramps. These leprechauns are thought to throw parties and get drunk the entire duration of a period. Leprechauns may also (though only in rare cases)be bothersome to breasts. They are thought to bite and/or gnaw on the nipple region.

Amanda: Awwwwww OUCH!!...the leprechauns are back dude...and they're kickin' me in the balls!!!!

Brenda: Are they throwin' a party in there?

Jasmine: Man it must feel like St. Patrick's Day huh?

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Leprechauned

To get conned by an Irishman.

BillyJack:"An Irish dude tricked me out of my money!"
TommyTim:"Your ass just got leprechauned!"

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leprechaun

my friend chris

chris is a short little red head, he must be a leprechaun

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leprechaun

The bastard who's trying to capture Las
Veges.

Joe is the leprechaun commander!

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leprechaun

A sub-species of man that has a tendency to be uneccessarily tiny. Usually has a full assortment of green clothing and is known to have large amounts of facial/pubic/underarm hair.

Where to find: End of rainbows protecting large barrels of gold.

Bob--Look johny a green Leprechaun!
John--no shit its green leprechauns are always green..

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Leprechaun

someone short and hobbit like.

DUDE josh is such a Leprechaun

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leprechauning

Dating a short ugly guy for his money.

"Damn did you see how short and ugly Jill's date was? Bitch was Leprechauning, he had that money tho."

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