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A woman that is sexually attracted to other women
Facts:
1. Not all lesbians are ugly, they look no different than any straight girl.
2. The shit you see in porn, no, not how it works, that's fake.
3. Most of them don't hate guys, boys just annoy them a little, but no they don't hate them.
4. It is not a mental condition, and no, a guy can't change a lesbian.
5. If you try and fuck one, say if you're a guy, be prepared to have your balls ripped off with a flimsy pencil.
6. I don't get why I have to explain something as common and simple as homosexuality to you.
7. They don't hit on every woman they see, it's like having a straight girl hit on every man she sees, which happens often anyways.
8. Yeah some are confused and whatever, that doesn't mean all lesbians are confused.
9."Lesbian" sluts that fuck guys, are known as bisexuals.
10. Lesbians do not want to get with a guy, not hard to understand.
11. BOTTOM LINE; They are no fucking different from any person on this blue and green earth.
Boy: Hey there, you're a lesbian? Yeah I can so change that
Girl: *pulls out a flimsy pencil*
Boy: HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
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What I am with you.
I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.
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lesbianism is when a fine lady and another fine lady have 'special feelings' for each other and express these feelings by sensual bliss acts of nature performed by each other
Paula went with Anna back to her apartment to engage in a rough night of erotic lesbianism.
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A woman with enough good taste not to be interested in guys.
That's lesbians for ya. Ladies with taste.
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of or relating to a woman whos sexual preference is to another woman. it can also mean the degree of which a women is a lesbian.
"She's going out with her professor on Thursday for drinks"-George
"Her professor huh?and your not worried about that?"-Mike
"No I'm not her professor is a woman, HER name is Ellen?"-George
"I wouldn't be so confident. Lesbianality is on the rise you know."-Mike
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An acute condition in which a straight girl turns lesbian. This condition can last from several days to several years but will resolve spontaneously on its own; no intervention required.
"Did Mary really leave Jane for a man? Weren't they together for almost 10 years?"
"Ya, turns out Mary just had a really long case of lesbianitis."
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