Library

A place to borrow books for school and recreational reading to the average soul, but to the enlightened folk it is equivalent to hell and is where Satan lies in wait. Sometimes you can find him "shhh-ing" people as the librarian, but some librarians are just simple, innocent people like you or me.

Go to the Library!
You will spend your detention in the Library.

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Library

When a man cums on a magazine and rolls it and stuffs it in anothers butt hole.

Gay Guy 1: "Hey Skip!"
Gay Guy 2: "Hey Buddy!"
Gay Guy 1: "You Wanna Go In The 'Library' and...?"
Gay Guy 2: "Hellz Yeah! HARDCORE!"

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Library

Often used as a code word for things that happen involving two or more people when they should be studying/revising. These mostly have sexual connotations.

"I heard that Andy and Mellisa, you know."
"Oh yeah, Library."

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Library

A hole that the local government throws money in, and single liberal hags go to read and think they are better than everyone else.

Chris: What's a library, dad?
Peter: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

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library gash

A lady whom attends the library on a regular basis who is pleasant on the eye

Blayne: You see that boomting over there

Ashley: Yes bruv! she is library gash!!

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Pubic library

A library where an individual can get pornography

P1:Hey where are you going?

P2:The pubic library.

P1:You mean public?

P2:No I mean the place where I get all of my porn.

P1:Oh, can I cum?

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Lazy library

Google books. Where you look to next when the libraries are closed, or if you're just plain lazy

Jim waited until midnight to start his research paper, so he took a few caffeine pills and opened up the lazy library

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