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The guy from the bay area San Francisco who went on a dick licking spree for 12 days before autorities caught him back in 1978. He would break into your house and lick your dick and then bolt out the window, door, etc... He has since then served his sentence and now he is an elementary school teacher at a san francisco public school. Dick Lickin' Dan is now used as an insult rather than a name of the infamous Dick Lickin' Dan of 78'
FRY GUY: here's youre order duuuuuude (in a stoner voice)
CUSTOMER: WtF DICK LICKIN DAN! u got my order wrong.
Fry GUy: whhhhhhhhhhat?
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exceptionally delicious (possibly for a slogan from KFC)
Those ribs were finger lickin good.
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So good, you could lick a mans anus for free.
That chicken is anal lickin' good. Hey Bob, get over here and take off your pants...
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Finger lickin good is a term used for a woman who is a french fry and is always a new salty taste. It also refers to a food that has multiple names such as: VAGINA, PUSSY, ASS, and also THICC BOOTAY. Finger lickin good can also be represented as a term for somebody who is a fat pig and cant stop eating.
"OOOOOH, Kims ass looks so Finger lickin good right now i might just want a bite!"
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kfc adverts would have you believe that their food is "finger-lickin' good", but many people disagree, and find this particular brand of fried bird entrails to be somewhat unpleasant - hence tarnishing the positivity of the phrase.
thus, "ball-lickin' good" has become the phrase of choice to signify something that really is quite exceptionally good.
logically speaking, this makes more sense: surveys have shown that 97% of men would rather have their balls licked than their fingers.
"fried fake fast-food chicken may be finger-lickin' good, but a proper roast is ball-lickin' good"
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A Chicken Lickin' Road, or CLR is a 6'7" Chicken that has been spotted by a Chicken Hauler, Can not Name Names.This 6'7" chicken has some kind of mutation and is colored like a woods duck. It is said to head out into the lanes of Interstate 90 exit 35,Harborcreek Exit. It is said that the Mutated chicken licks the roadway and that a Chicken Hauler seen the giant bird and hit the Jake and trailer brakes and jack knifed that night!
Their was a 6" 7' "chicken lickin' road" standing on I 90.
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when he ate you out so good you came and came again...but you were raw the next day from his stubble.
Geez, Brenda why are you walking so funny?? Oh man I had the best whisker lickin' raw time ever last night!! I came and came again!! Damn that boy for not shavin' again! I knew I liked that hairy chin for a reason!!! DAMMIT!
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