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Light in the Loafers

Implies homosexuality and gayness.

Why it means this:
1. If you are light in the loafers, you are said to be missing the vital male reproductive organs and therefore you are light in your loafers (shoes).
2. A myth says that homosexuals tend to where lighter colored loafers instead of darker colored loafers.

Winston, you're looking pretty light in the loafers today...I would even say that you're nearly levitating.

by Swib May 8, 2007

149πŸ‘ 419πŸ‘Ž


Free Loafer

A person who is generaly lazy and likes to sleep in, watch TV, and do other various lazy activities constantly… and who expects someone else to pay for it (i.e. parents/government).

You mean to tell me, "He's a boomerang blogger living back home free of charge for over 5 years, but complains mom keeps tipping over his bong when she's putting away his freshly folded laundry?" What a free loafer!

by callmeearl September 18, 2013

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Loafer Doafer

The name given to a person that wears shoes from ALDO. Although this is an important asset they must also brush and shampoo their shoes. Most Loafer Doafers sleep with fugly sluts and they get their bikes stolen. The population of loafer doafers in bridge town nova scotia is extremely high. If you like the number 14 then you deffinately are a loafer doafer!

I saw adam chipman yesterday...what a loafer doafer!
or
Annie Crocker slept with a loafer dofer!

by A.Dot Dizz December 3, 2006

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


welfare loafer

Someone that steals from the government in the form of welfare or food stamps.

"I get a welfare check on the first of the month"

"You stupid welfare loafer!"
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"Check out these new teeth I got with my welfare check!"
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"Sellin' Food Stamps, 50 cents on the dollar""
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"You see that nigger there? That there bought ma food stamps last week"

by Jewstein January 1, 2014

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


loafer weights

Those little tassel-like things that guys wear
when they are light in their loafers.

He was so light in his loafers that he had to wear loafer weights.

by trikmc August 25, 2006

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Empty Set of Loafers

In middle management a person who thinks that they know what they are doing but in reality they have no clue of what is actually going on.

That guy thinks that he knows what he is doing but he is an empty set of Loafers.

by Coop1964 September 17, 2015


light in his loafers

Euphemism for homosexual man, especially when implying femininity.

Jerry: Why isn't John here at the bar watching the local sports game?
Jared: He's going shopping with Jenny before they go see Chick Flick.
Jerry: What, is that his girlfriend or something?
Jared: I dunno, John always seemed a little light in his loafers....

by T Cook May 5, 2006

131πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž