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when a downhill longboarder tries to pick up other longboarders on the hill he is seshing on or the bus he takes for a future longboarding date with that person
longboarding slut
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The act of engaging in intercourse with a teacher
Did you hear about jake?? He was Texas Longboarding with Mrs Jacques !
a great way of smashin a bitches face up.
Me: (drags in knocked out chick) Hey look what we got you man.
Ryan: Are those fuckin longboard truck marks on her face?
Me: We wouldn't have it any other way buddy.
Ryan: You guys are the best.
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The act of dangerously fast bangin of bad bitches without rubbers.
Did you see Sam with that random sloot last night, he was longboarding without a helmet all night long!
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During sexual intercourse, when a menstruating woman grinds herself along base of her partner’s torso up to their neck while leaving a long streak of menstrual blood behind.
Sam: Dude, I finally tried something new with Samantha last night.
Brad: Woah, what happened.
Sam: She gave me a scarlet longboard, I got blood on my favorite joggers!
Longboarding is like skateboarding but for gay and autistic people
GB: I like men now.
Dolan: Why.
GB: I just bought a longboard.
Dolan:so you're an gay autist now.
GB: yep
GB: Longboarding is fun
Dolan : no