Rural Dictionary

Texas Longhorn

Narcissistic, ignorant, self-righteous ass hat who believes that based solely on the fact that his degree came from UT-Austin, one of the many large, publicly funded universities in Texas, he is better in every conceivable way than any other college graduate. It's a good school, like nearly every other accredited university in the nation, and its sports teams are decent year in and year out, but plagued with controversies, illegalities, and foul play.

I was going to congratulate John on his promotion, but he went all Texas Longhorn on me ... he's such a prick.

by TypicalTexasCitizen December 10, 2010

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Texas Longhorn

When your fist is shoulder deep up an anus.

That butt hole is so loose that you could easily perform a Texas Longhorn.

by Texxx6996 July 6, 2018

turkish longhorn

1. N., A slang term developed in Chicago-land area to be used to talk about Turkish Gold 100's made by Camel. came about from the resemblance to longhorns by their long in size and colors.

1."Hey Sean pass me a turkish longhorn horn while you got your pack out."

2."Hey mister, can you buy me some Turkish longhorns?"

by SeanzyDeAurora March 29, 2008

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Longhorn Lump

the abominable cyst found on the genitals of students of the University of Texas. commonly appears as an orange swelling of the flesh. This disgusting disease comes as a direct result of attending the University of Texas. typical symptoms include:

.a sexual attraction to the color orange
.a bestiality fetish (specifically an attraction to a cow)
. dementia (believing that UT is an adequate school)
.douchebaggery (male)/bitchery (female)
.thoughts of suicide

the only known treatment is a salve consisting of Sooner semen, crushed Baylor bear testicals, and Aggie asshole hairs that is applied directly to the infected area.

Elisa: hey Alex, what's that on your dick??
Alex: shit i dunno...
Elisa: wtf it's orange, did u go to UT ??
Alex: yea. how did u know??
Elisa: longhorn lump. -_-

by schxzophrenxc_ax October 26, 2011

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